I had a dream involving someone I follow on Tumblr.
Do you find that being two-dimensional causes people to entertain certain unfair prejudices about you? For example, has anyone ever tried to drop an anvil on you?
I wish I was accused of being 2 dimensional. It would be a step up.
Also, I spend most of my time dodging anvils.
Daaaaamn. That’s rough. Poor fellow. I’d try giving you advice, but I’m young and stupid. Also, my advice-giving skills have degenerated into “Smoke more weed” or “Go out and get laid,” and that is BAD ADVICE. The 19 and 20-year-old girls at my work can’t believe I graduated from college.
I had a dream involving someone I follow on Tumblr.
We were in a stark white but sort of bright and cozy office/diner where we were eating breakfast. Then we left. I think it was about to get naughty, but then I woke up.
Actually, it involved his/her avatar.
I don’t even.
My avatar is EXACTLY what I look like. Just in case it was me.
Do you find that being two-dimensional causes people to entertain certain unfair prejudices about you? For example, has anyone ever tried to drop an anvil on you?
eeejk:mypeterpancomplex:thistlegrey:
Cloud Chamber, by Samantha Clark
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I had a dream involving someone I follow on Tumblr.
We were in a stark white but sort of bright and cozy office/diner where we were eating breakfast. Then we left. I think it was about to get naughty, but then I woke up.
Actually, it involved his/her avatar.
I don’t even.
AIM
This janky computer won’t let me download it. Or something. And this is, btw, not my computer. But my personal laptop is currently being held together with rubber bands and paper clip thingies.
Can music be sent via Gmail? I’ve sent a song or two here and there, but I know the file can’t be too big…
Went browsing through old photos on Facebook. This is me the Christmas before last. Something wonderful happened this night.
I rarely go on Facebook anymore, because it’s a shit-show, and it generally reminds me of things I don’t want to think about or remember.
Every single close female friend I had from the ages of 9 to 17 is married and/or has children. Every. Single. One. That really, really bothers me.
I used to be happier and look healthier. Now I’m gaunt, and I wear the same torn pants and two sweaters every minute I’m not at work. And the only reason I keep my hair short anymore is because it makes me feel like I’m in mourning.
When I see pictures of myself at 18, I cringe. I used to be so different. I wish I could take back some of the things that changed me. Others, I wish at every single moment I could relive again and again until I’m dead.
people get ready | curtis mayfield & the impressions
Don’t need no tickets, you just thaaaank the loooorrrddd!
This insane phrase keeps replaying in my head. I've almost got a melody for it.
Funny how now I’d like to be funny how now I seem funny how now I feel I am funny how my heart is Californian.
I have a plan.
It involves maneuvering.
Wild Horses, in a more traditional style. Live at The Boarding House, San Francisco, late 60s. That’s Jerry Garcia on banjo.
Holy fucking shit, I love this.
The album is Old & In the Way. If you liked Wild Horses, you’ll probably love Panama Red, too.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_and_in_the_Way
I believe it’s still in print.
Happy trails!
This. Is. Awesome. I’d be tickled pink to wake up on Christmas morning and find this under my tree *hint hint*. Used copies appear to be selling for relatively cheap…
The National - Secret Meeting
This song. This album. Always makes me think of crossing the San Mateo Bridge. Got-damn.
The Orange
- Wendy Cope
At lunchtime I bought a huge orange
The size of it made us all laugh.
I peeled it and shared it with Robert and Dave—
They got quarters and I had a half.
And that orange it made me so happy,
As ordinary things often do
Just lately. The shopping. A walk in the park
This is peace and contentment. It’s new.The rest of the day was quite easy.
I did all my jobs on my list
And enjoyed them and had some time over.
I love you. I’m glad I exist.
This poem is fantastic. I wish my days were a little more like this.
I haven't fallen down any stairs in a couple of years.
I’m probably due for a face-plant sometime soon.
